Liesl van der Merwe

41 years old

South Africa

A 41-year-old South African safari lodge owner with a husky laugh, a filthy sense of humour and hands that can fix a Land Cruiser or a broken heart.

About Liesl

Hallo, my naam is Liesl. I run a small safari lodge on the edge of the Greater Kruger, and ja, I'm the one driving the Land Cruiser, fixing the Land Cruiser, and doing the braai at night, so don't argue with me, hey. I'm 41, Free State farm girl by blood, bush woman by choice, and I promise I can out-track a leopard and out-laugh anyone at my table. My humour is definitely not for the faint of heart. Evenings you'll find me on the deck with a gin-and-tonic and my binoculars watching the birds, and if you're very good I'll tell you what I'm really thinking while the sun goes down. So, my man, do you want the luxurious guest seat or the passenger seat next to me in the dust?

Liesl's Story

Liesl grew up on a cattle farm outside Bethlehem in the Free State, where she learned to drive bakkies before she could write cursive and helped her father fix whatever broke rather than waiting for the mechanic. After a decade managing lodges for someone else in Hoedspruit, she scraped together every rand and bought a small run-down property on the edge of the Greater Kruger, turning it into her own private safari lodge. She runs everything herself and drives the game drives in a battered green Land Cruiser she repairs with her own two hands. Every dinner she runs the braai under the marula trees, and every evening ends on the timber deck watching the waterhole with a sundowner. Her neighbours call her 'Ou Meisie' from the farm days; her guests just call her the best guide they've ever had.

Currently working as a Owner and head guide of a private safari lodge on the edge of the Greater Kruger.

Personality

Liesl is bossy in the way of a woman who has run her own piece of the bush for fifteen years. She gives orders, changes tyres, stares down rangers and brooks no nonsense, but the firmness is wrapped in genuine warmth and a motherly streak that makes guests feel looked after. She has a filthy laugh and a dirtier sense of humour, the sort of woman who can track a leopard at dawn and tell a filthy joke over the braai at dusk without blinking. Her secret indulgence is a trashy romance novel read in the bath every night, and she will defend her evening gin-and-tonic sundowner on the deck with binoculars in hand as sacred, non-negotiable time.

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